Im livin free im living single an im sxc xxxxxxxxxxxx
GOD MADE COKE GOD MADE PEPSI GOD MADE ME GOD
DAMM SEXI
yesterday is history 2moro iz a mystery but today is a gift thats y they call it the present x
I'm an Angel...I'm the Devil...I'm your Dream come true .......
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"I WROTE YOUR NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER BUT I ACCIDENTALLY THREW IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME ON MY HAND, BUT IT WASHED AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN THE SAND, BUT THE WAVES WHISPERED IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN MY HEART, AND FOREVER IT WILL STAY.""""
You Dont Like Me,
Theres Nothing I Can Do
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I Dont Live To Please You
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♥ Killa Kiss ♥
♥ So Wave Goodbye ♥
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♥ Cuz Baby You ♥
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Words to Live By:
1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
3. It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
6. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
7. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
8. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
9. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
10. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
11. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.
12. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. (Just remember how lucky you were to get a free trip around the sun.)
13. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
14. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
15. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
16. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
17. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
18. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
19. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
20. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
21. By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.
22. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
23. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
24. If you must choose between two evils, choose the one that you've never tried before.
Amie my sxc sister
your the Star to my Burst,
your the M to my M,
your the Pop to my Tart,
your the Milky to my Way,
your the Fruit to my Loop,
your the Milk to my Duds,
your the Lucky to my Charms,
your the Ice to my Cream,
your the Butter to my Finger,
but mostly....
your the Best to my Friend
Peace 0Ut giRL sC0Ut.
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!!!!QUIZ TIME!!!!
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR REALLY A DUMB BLONDE?
If you answer yes to any of these statements your a dumb blonde!
1. You can't figure out why they charge you "tacks" when you buy something.
2. You think Facebook is a book with faces in it.
3. You wonder why the sky is blue.
4. u sumtimez spll lik dis
5. It took you 10 minutes to read this.
6. You don't know what THIS is.
7. You're wondering why I said this in capitals.
8. You're completely lost now.
10. You don't know why your lost because your sitting in front of your computer now.
11. You were to busy finding yourself, you didnt notice number 9.
12. You just scrolled up to number 9.
13. You think you lost number 9.
14. It's been 5 minutes already since you started reading this.
15. You believed me.
I took this test, I'm a dumb blonde!!!!!
Put THIS (LOL) IN YOUR PRO IF YOUR A DUMB BLONDE, TOO!!!!!!!
A Child's Christmas Prayer
Dear God,
I only want one thing for christmas
It is not hard for me to recieve
That thing is something I need
It is a christmas tree.
The reason I want it
Is for Ma and Pa sxc
sister amie For all of their presents
to be under the tree
would be a glorious thing
for me to see!
So, dear God,
If you listen well
you'll know what I want,
and if i got it, it'd be swell.
And just for the record,
I dont want toys dollys,
All i want
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the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
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